LOOSE CHANGE

LOOSE CHANGE

Due to some initial confusion, Banque National de Paris (BNP) traders in London have turned down a night out to celebrate their forthcoming privatization. Friendly City rivals proposed an all-expenses-paid banquet at a leading Chinese restaurant in London's Brick Lane, but close to a district where the fascist British National Party (also called BNP) won a local election victory last month, sparking violent clashes in the neighbourhood. "Our friends at BNP were delighted at the idea," says a